Newsflash: Police boss Chihuri collapses

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Police Commissioner-General Augustine Chihuri on Thursday collapsed while President Robert Mugabe was inspecting a guard of honour at a police passout parade held at Morris Depot in Harare.

Chihuri had to be carried away on a stretcher.

It took paramedics about thirty minutes attending to him before he returned to the parade.

More details to follow

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    • Kana neniwo. Most likely they’ll tell us one of the following:
      * he didn’t collapse….it’s actually a New form of saluting the president who is also the Commander-in-Chief of Armed Forces
      * He collapsed because of the illegal sanctions that West imposed on us
      * He collapsed because anga arohwa ne the same guys vakarova Mangom a
      Expect anything but remember we are way past April 1st

    • so tommorrow ndiani anokolapsa wezanu uye wekwatsvangirai anotiza muhospital ndiani pliz give me the news

  1. mufungwa mange manzvenga!! minangwarira mumaHat memaofficers mumwe munenge muine munongedzo…miti yaexpire hereChihuri

  2. Let me see if I get this straight, the commissioner passed out at a pass out parade?That sounds appropriate.

  3. dai ari mugabe acollapser! Hayaz kana newspaper ndaisatenga mangwana. Even kusport zvinenge zvakanyorwa!

  4. Herald will never say anything about this because herald is Zanu Pf, Chuhuru,Mugabe,Jono,Mujuru,Munangagwa etc.If it was Tsvangirayi who collapsed herald would tell the story upto May 2015.

  5. hapana nyaya apa , saka chihuri akadonha zvine basa reyi nhai. kudonha kurwara here ? isu tiri kutarisa tsvangirayi ari kuda kufa ne mastress eku dyiwa election plus kutizwa naana biti vakafunda.

    • Haana kudonha asi kuti “afenda”, nyaya iri pakuti vanoguta havafendi saka iye afendeswa ngeyi nekudya kwaanoita? I think he thought of the idea of taking away the spot fine and just collapsed, hanzi amuka achiti “vafana mari iripi, ndiyani anga ari paNorton high nhasi”

  6. vaneta zvavo nekurwira nyika plus protecting our resources from the so called british and americans.these security chiefs are working day and night mind you, guarding our country and making sure that tsvangirayi will never ever sell it to the british, we salute you comrades

  7. Syncope is when you become
    unconscious for a few seconds.
    It is also called fainting or
    passing out. You may feel sick
    and sweaty first or pass out
    with no warning at all. When you pass out, you fall to the
    ground. It isn’t the same thing
    as a seizure which makes you
    jerk. Usually, you come round
    after a few seconds and feel
    back to normal. Some people feel very tired after they’ve
    come round. Usually, syncope
    happens for a reason like when
    you’re in pain or have been
    standing for a long time in a hot
    place. It is very unusual for it to be due to any serious problem.
    The reason for syncope is that
    the brain needs a constant
    supply of oxygen and if that falls
    below a certain level, we fall to
    the ground until the more oxygen-rich blood can get to the
    brain. Tomboti comrade vatsva nezuva. But ukaona the samee zuva richitadzaa kufendesa a 91yr old. Iye CHihuri, mupurisa ofenda..uuummmm unotoshaya kuti zvikutombofamba sei!

  8. Zvinebasa ko Tsvangirai inga mangamakamugarira pahospital wani. Chihuri apedza mapiritsi muzvipatara. Chihuri and Mugabe must retire and leave young generation to work. I hope Mugabe will learn a lesson. Zanu pf member zvarwadzaka. We don’t want partisan Police commissioner like Chihuri.

  9. Herald Reporter
    ZRP Commissioner General Augustine Chihuri collapsed early this afternoon during a police graduation parade at Morris Depot.
    Comm-Gen Chihuri was attended to by Dr Douglas Mombeshora who is also minister of lands before he returned to the podium after about 20 minutes.
    Speaking in an interview after the graduation ceremony Comm-Gen Chihuri apologised to President Mugabe fellow service chiefs, ZRP officers and the nation at large for the mishap.

    Manga muchiti Herald haitauri, manyaraka? He is human as any one of us!

  10. very sorry comrade, i hope you are well by now. You guys you should wish him a quick recovery, and to Tsvangirayi too. President Morgan Tsvangirayi you will be well we are praying for you. Muchadyira pamberi pavavengi venyu.

  11. Mofirapoka. Basa rekusoro shungurudza Save, kudenga kunaMwari varume. Kokuzorora hanzii? Manje Mogiza imhepo huru varume muchakwata.

  12. zvinonetsa ndezvekuti unonzwa kuti tsvangison arwara wonzwazve kuti mumota mamuzenda mawanikwa mukadzi akata apfurwa nepfuti uku zvonzi mamighty warrios akadyiwa unobva washaya kuti zvirikufamba sei

  13. I think this will worry a certain octagenarian, one collapse in public, on a parade, ummmmmm, worrisome

  14. Zimbabweans we deserve better: Zanu has lost sense of respect, Here is one irresponsible party which must have taken the populace seriously.

    Zimbabweans we should be respected for our patience; Zanu doesn’t reciprocate!
    Zanu does not learn!

    Pride comes before a fall. Mark my words!
    There we have it…

    Bigger picture is nigh!!

  15. Tinoti dai zvaenda hatina kana tsitsi nemhandu dzeZANU PF , tinoti vanhu vangani vakaurawa nevanhu veZANU asingasungi so ngaeende atevere ana Biggy Chitoro mhondi huru dzekuMberengwa . TORAI ZVIENDE NO MERCY KUMHONDI

  16. The comments here show that pple are fed up. Its bad when pple start celebrating a person’s demise. Its a sign that you are no longer needed.

  17. DNR : DO NOT RESUSCITATE !!!
    DNAR : DO NOT ATTEMPT RESUSCITATION…
    siyai zviyende coz has overstayed !!!
    Karohwa nezhinhu zvaBob mteuro waramba kushanda.

  18. Mugabe ,Chihure and other Zanu Pf better start window shopping your best cascades in time .And hell is waiting your assholes.Satan wamaRoma,Mugabe waitadza kukwira masteps kusouth africa resign and gain yr respect than kufauchifamba

  19. eish zvepolitics zvandikona. dai anga ari Biti adonha obva afa zvaitondirerukira. kamufana aka kari kunditemesa musoro. ha ndaneta ini.

  20. Imi vanhu, vanaChihuri varwere kubva kare mhani. Remember iye aiuraisa vamwe so nxaa-ah ngaende.

  21. Chihuri passes out at Pass Out parade. Comrade Chihuri took the pass out parade to literally and passed out. What do they do at Pass Out parades? I thought they pass out. He passed out. It used to be the hungry juniors.

  22. so some people are very ill yet they pretend to be fine so they can retain their leadership positions.How many times are we going to have sick politicians die in office it is not a secret most zanu pf ministers are sick and are very old but instead of resigning on medical grounds and letting us young guys who are fit and still think staright take over no they want to die in offiice like the president himself.When are we the young generation going to take over this country and enjoy the fruits of our hard fought education.Its times like these that I hate being a Zimbabwean.

  23. imi wari kuti its normal musa nyepe, kungonzi munhu adonha wesi office yaari that’s not normal ndozvinopa kuti dziite news izvozvo @ lieutenant wambore kana wadonha here zera rako usina chakubata

  24. Asi zvirinani, haasi kupenga, kupenga kutorasika njere zvachose, especially kana ma secretary general achikutiza, mai vomumba vomhanyisana nezvikomba apa woruza maelection, madonor okudamper, mungangotuka zvenyu asi ichi ndicho chokwadi chiripachena, huye chinorwadza.

    • Iwe Reason shamwari uno taura chokwadi iwe wakaona here picture ya Chematama achitiza muchipatara kuita benzi chairo ufunge shamwari. Chero vakarwara zvavo varume ava vakabva kure nebasa. dai pasina ivo tingadai tichiri kunamata varungu sa Richard Morgan Tsvangirai nema chinja ake. Ladies and Gentlemen of Zimbabwe LET’S give respect to these guys namely Robert G Mugabe, Gen A Chihuri etc Once more allow me to say pamberi naGushungo, baba vaChatunga, Mukuwasha wekuchikomba murume waGrace. Pasi na Morgan Pamwechete na amai vakamubereka . Hokoyo ne chipatara chawakatiza iwe Morgiza

  25. The General passed out at a pass out parade! Chegore rino shuwa, vaMugabe kuSingapore, vaMutasa kuIndia, zvepasi pano zvinopera izvi veduwe!

  26. People who are valetudinarians and physically unfit must not be in police and armed forces.

  27. Chihuri na RG chiendai kunozorora. Taurirai varikumusha kuti “tinouyako kana MUCHITIDAKO”. You are no longer fit enough to run this country with your sick and tired bodies. The problem is u collapse with the country, otherwise we wouldn’t care a hoot if you collapsed seventy times seven.

  28. Wekwa Zvimba na Reason wacho, are well known ZANU-PF gangsters. It’s a pity they did not attend the Chihuru pass out show.
    But if only ZPF correct their mistakes as pointed out by their arch enemy MT, Zimbabwe would be a much better country than now. Some people prefer to live like pigs who like their dirty no matter what..

  29. CHIHURI COLLAPSE STAGE MANAGED

    It emerged from very close sources that Chihuri’s “collapse” was stage managed by ZANU Pf to prove that Mugabe is still fit and stronger than what people think. Chihuri was instructed to play the act at a parade at Morris Depot in Harare. Asked about how the drama happened, the commissioner general attributed the cause to mixing up of shoes(Banana Style). He went on to say the other shoe was bigger than the other which prevented blood circulation. He also said the other shoe was newer than the other! He also had a Mugabe iron fist T Shirt inside. So embarassing how these guntas continue to shield Mugabe’s health condition.

    Worried!

  30. It’s funny some people talk about God on these ZANU gods themselves. They are already in Heaven while ordinary Zimbo are wallowing in abject poverty. Povo,ipovo chete havana basa.ZANU chiwororo. Mabhunu akamhanya,saka povo ichamhanya kana yanetsa. ZANU FOR LIFE …

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  32. lets focus on zim asset not kungotaura tunyaya twekuti akollapsa ko kana anga abva asina kudya coz pamwe abva adzingwa kumba nemudzimai

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