Zimbabweans have an uncanny ability to create humor from otherwise serious situations.
The hypocritical Democrats are compiling a list of impeachable offenses against Donald J. Trump, under Article 25 of the US constitution for erratic and otherwise criminal behavior.
As we go to press, Trump, in micro managing the Iranian war, makes announcements on a social platform, some announcements, by their improper presentation, dishonour the high office of president.
As a result, citizens are no longer able to distinguish between personal opinions and weighty announcements from the US State Department.
The following announcement appeared as an emergency, and was relayed by one of the major news networks. A US fighter jet is flying without a pilot, since the pilot self-ejected.
The “public is being asked to provide all the help they can.”
Meanwhile reporters following the US-Iran war are often given contradictory reports and have resorted to creative news sourcing.
Former Pentagon planner, colonel Douglas McGregor, says that a peak into the US military hospital at Stuttgart, Germany, reveals that there are more than 600 casualties there rather than the seven dead soldiers officially recognised.
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Similarly, Israeli hospital records show 5 100 soldiers killed, hundred more injured after Iranian strikes at DeMona Nuclear facilities.
Worse figures of material damage have been gleaned from an Iranian strike at Ben Gurion Airport, where 23 Israeli civilian jets and seven US United Airlines were parked.
The issue here is whether Trump can negotiate an end with Iranian authorities after tricking them twice.
On June 23, 2025, Iranian officials congregating for a meeting with US officials were bombed.
Similarly, on 28 February, 2026, an Iranian delegation missed death by a few kilometers as their meeting place was bombed.
Nevertheless, the crucial loss of American prowess came with the destruction of the famous Israeli Iron Dome, guaranteed to be indestructible.
The chief engineer at Raphael Technologies, Yuri Zazensky, described the Iranian missile attack on the dome in basketball similes. Israeli defence is like sending a lone shooter to cut off LeBraun James from scoring.
Israel will need three to eight years to figure out a new defense system against Iranian (Le Braun James) attack systems.
Zazensky’s words were secretly recorded. In any case, the legend of US impenetrable defense systems has been shattered by the Persians.
Trump faces the wrath of Congress. Winning a war is one thing, losing an unauthorized war is another.
Further, the destruction of ten US embassies in the Middle East shatters the US hegemonial myth.
Democrats, the media, and now an awakening Christian church (led by Roman Catholics) is disgusted at the slaughter of the innocents in Gaza, Lebanon and Iran that is being done in the name of Americans.
Yesterday, Director of Save the Children Fund in Lebanon, said these words. “It is difficult to overstate the suffering of children in Lebanon.” Israeli unrestricted bombing of Lebanon has left 1 million people homeless.
Al Jazeera has complied a document-the Israelis went into a Palestinian village of Rasa, with 13 000 inhabitants and began smashing houses and cutting down olive trees.
The Israeli soldiers danced to the tune: “I once had a home.” They videoed themselves during these horrific orgies.
The US is not just a side-kick in these war crimes, it is Israel’s main funder, sponsor and weapons supplier.
Now there is the question which Congress cannot answer. Who advised Trump to start this war?
Bloomberg News today says that Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Rupert Murdock, a Jewish owner of the New York Times and Fox News, told him to.
Trump has contradicted himself. He says that his son-in-law Jared Kushner and Steve Whitkoff, a real estate crony, advised him to hurry up and pre-empt Iran.
All this would not matter if Trump was winning the war.
Today, he is asking Congress for USD200 billion more. The problem is that the Senate has a 60-vote rule. The Republicans have 55 seats.
Then there are rumbling speeches that are full of contradictions, untruths and none sense. In one speech he calls the Governor of California, the president of the US. In another he calls Canadian prime minister, Governor Mark Carney.
Then there are outright war crimes. Trump says the US military bombed 43 Iranian ships (or boats) and that he rather enjoyed. “It is so much fun.” Thousands of people died. The war was undeclared.
The 113-boat people in the Caribbean were going about their business in open waters. They were accused of transporting drugs.
When the first bomb left some boaters floating on wooden shards in the sea, Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered their murder.
These are war crimes. Admiral Alvin Holsey refused to obey and resigned his command, 25 December 2025. Further, 240 retired generals have written a letter suggesting that Trump is a danger to the state.
The real enemy of the US government is social media. Before 2015, governments could easily influence the four television houses and a few newspaper outlets.
This is no longer possible. The outcome is a gradual realisation that the US has expended blood and treasure in the Middle East on behalf of Israel.
At home, 21 states forbid government contractors to say, criticize or denigrate Israel. Students in the great universities like Havard, Columbia, Yale and MIT have been censored for sympathizing with Palestinian suffering.
Colonel Douglas McGregor says that the US Frigate Ford, which has been at sea for more than 300 days may have been sabotaged by its own sailors-in protest to being sent to Israel.
The fire may have been human generated.
American opinion is resentful of Israel prime minister B. Netanyahu, who is regarded as a puppeteer over Trump.
November mid-term elections are supposed to deliver an anti-Republican majority in both houses. Republican strategist Steve Bannon has predicted that many Republicans, (including himself) may find themselves in jailhouses at the hands of a Democratic Congress.
*Ken Mufuka is a Zimbabwean patriot.
