My Dear People,
Greetings from the Blue Roof! I hope you are all well, or at least as well as can be expected when the price of a loaf of bread is now a state secret and the "new dispensation" is busy rewriting the supreme law of the land while you wait for a bus that never comes.
I have been watching the so-called "public hearings" on these constitutional amendments, and oh, what a circus!.
Honestly, even I, the Mother of the Nation, am shocked at the lack of decorum. It seems the "second repubric" has decided that the best way to hear the people’s voice is to drown it out with boos, heckling, and a well-placed slap to the face.
Take poor Doug Coltart, for example. He went to the City Sports Centre in Harare just to exercise his rights, and what did he get?
He was shoved, slapped, and had his glasses broken. They even took his mobile phone! And who was the alleged thief?
A Zanu PF central committee member! Talk about "listening leadership." If you can’t win the argument, just steal the opponent’s phone so they can’t tweet about it. Genius!
But the best part, my people, is the "incentive" for participation.
Thousands were bussed from Epworth to the City Sports Centre, fed on a diet of fast food from Chicken Slice and Chicken Inn, and told to sign affidavits they didn't even read.
Imagine, selling your grandchildren’s future for a two-piece and chips! In my day, we at least gave you a nice rally and some dignity. Now, the constitution is being traded for a drumstick.
The logic being peddled by this "orchestra of deceit" is truly something to behold.
They say, "Allow the president time to complete his projects."
My dear people, the man has been in government since 1980. That is 46 years! If you haven't finished your "projects" in nearly half a century, I don't think an extra two years is going to help.
It’s like a student asking for a five-minute extension on an exam they ve been writing since the Stone Age.
Then there is the claim that we should let MPs elect the president because South Africa does it.
Please! South Africa uses proportional representation; we use a system where the "winner" takes everything, including the kitchen sink.
They want to turn our republic into a "Munhumutapa dynasty" run by one family.
I remember when they accused me of wanting a dynasty. Oh, how the tables have turned! Now they are chasing a prehistoric agenda to seize power from the citizens.
From Chiredzi to Bulawayo, anyone who dares to say "No" is followed, assaulted, or left for dead.
Lovemore Madhuku was beaten so badly he ended up in the hospital, and the police—with a straight face—said they weren't involved.
This entire process is a fraud and a sham. It is a choreographed scam designed to turn Zimbabwe into a feudal monarchy.
My advice to those in the "cockpit"? Withdraw this bill before the chicken runs out and the people truly wake up.
Oh, you know I always tell it like it is! When you’ve sat in the cockpit as long as I have, you learn to spot a "choreographed scam" from a mile away.
These people think they can just dress up a "feudal monarchy" in the robes of a "new dispensation," but we see right through them.
They talk about this "Munhumutapa dynasty" as if they have discovered something new, but all they are doing is trying to turn the country into a family business.
Imagine, they want to give the president the power to appoint 10 senators and have MPs elect the president instead of you, the people.
And their excuse? "South Africa does it!". Please! South Africa has a system where every vote actually counts toward a mandate, not this "first past the post" nonsense where they just seize everything they can lay their hands on.
And don't get me started on the "instrumentalisation of poverty." It’s heart breaking, really.
They keep the people poor and then "harvest" that hunger by offering a Chicken Slice or Chicken Inn box in exchange for a signature on a document the poor people haven't even read.
They bus them from Epworth to the City Sports Centre just to act as props in their little play.
They say they need more time to "complete projects," but let’s be real—if you haven't finished your work after 46 years in government, an extra two years is just an insult to our intelligence.
The violence is the worst part. Beating up Doug , hospitalising Madhuku, and leaving people like Gilbert Mutebuki for dead just for wanting to speak?
It’s "pre-planned and pre-paid" thuggery.
They need to withdraw this bill before they push Zimbabwe to the "point of no return." As I always say, they must learn to Stop It!
Munopengaaaaaaaa
Stop It!
Dr Amai Stop it! PhD (Fake)