My Dear People
The dispensation of poverty, darkness and confusion last week held its last meeting of the year.
The Scarfed One laughingly declared the year a success in which he claimed they had served the interests of the country’s citizens.
It is preposterous in the extreme for the regime to pat each other on the back for a job well done, when public hospitals remain death traps that still do not have cancer machines despite more than US$30 million having been collected for the purchase of the medical equipment.
That patients have to make use of makeshift cardboard plasters in public hospitals exposes just how farcical the claim is that this inept regime served the interests of the country’s citizens.
The regime of the Scarfed One cannot, in all seriousness, claim to have served Zimbabweans’ interests after it imposed taxes on the withdrawal of their hard earned money from financial institutions.
The attempt to ban night vending for thousands of Zimbabweans whose livelihood depend on it, after being impoverished by the regime’s bankrupt policies, is in stark contrast to the claims by Ngwena that the so called second repubric successfully served the interests of Zimbabweans.
I have a sneaky feeling that it was only abandoned after it dawned on this useless cabal that one of their affiliates Vendors4ED would also be affected, which would have been shooting itself in the foot.
It is foolhardy to claim that the regime served the people’s interests amid revelations by the Nutty Professor that it has neglected to pay a staggering US$98 million for the education of disadvantaged children with some of the money allocated for this being shockingly diverted for the Sadc circus last year.
The Scarfed One cannot call the donation of cars to soccer players and comedians, at a time most of the country’s citizens are knee deep in poverty, serving the people’s interests.
If anything the performance of the regime this year, like all previous years under Scarfmore, was a dismal failure.
Munopengaaa!!!
The state rags have been waxing lyrical that the cancer machines, which could have helped save lives have finally been purchased.
The procurement of the machines, we were told, represents the largest public sector investment in cancer treatment infrastructure in decades.
It is a crying shame that it has taken the Scarfmore regime so long to buy these machines, but speedily find funds to buy luxury vehicles and mobile phones for chiefs as well as for the spent forces that constitute the ruining party’s so called group of elders.
It is the source of huge embarrassment that it has taken more than eight years since Ngwena was propelled into office on the back of guns and tanks for the regime to buy the much needed cancer machines, but have wasted little time in setting up VVIP pavilions at airports and frittering away millions of dollars buying vehicles for the military and donating cars like confetti at a wedding.
Instead of celebrating the much delayed purchase of these machines, it instead serves as a damning indictment of the warped priorities of this probity deficient regime, which puts its selfish interests ahead of the urgent needs of the countries’ citizens.
Munopengaaa!!!
Nero is back. Since he quit the Citizens Coalition for Citizens(CCC) after the brazen takeover by the sponsored self-proclaimed bozo Tshabangu, the opposition in the country has been in sixes and sevens.
The various CCC factions that have emerged since then have proved to be as effective as dripping tap water on a raging forest fire.
To say that the factions led by Jameson Timba and Welshman Ncube have been toothless is a massive understatement.
The failure by the leaders of these two factions to field a single candidate for a number of by elections held this year, is evidence of their irrelevance to the country’ body politic.
They have been conspicuous by their absence in these crucial polls only to emerge to bark about getting their grubby hands on funding for political parties or to release bland statements that have of no effect whatsoever.
These factions have been all bark and no bite.
Nero’s promise to come back into the world of politics and stop the extension of the vapid leadership of Ngwena to 2030 will surely bring about excitement to the country’s citizens who are weary of the catastrophic leadership of Ngwena, which has been riddled by currency volatility, stinking levels of corruption, prolonged power outages, investor flight and joblessness among other failures.
But as the saying goes, talk is cheap and it will be interesting to see if he has learnt from his past errors of trying to run a party without a constitution or indulge in ambiguity strategic or otherwise.
Munopengaaa!!!
I want to end this letter by wishing you my dear people a merry Christmas or as merry as it can be under the atrocious scorched earth policies of Ngwena and co.
Munopengaaaaaaaa
Stop It!
Dr Amai Stop it! PhD (Fake)