My Dear People 

The clumsiness and desperation to railroad the pillaging of the country’s supreme law that extends the vapid leadership of the Scarfed One has become a huge embarrassment.  

Not only is the regime using the police force to bar meetings to protest the desecration of the constitution, but it has just allocated a mere four days for the country’s citizens to express their views despite refusing to hold a referendum on such drastic changes. 

Such cowardice by this dispensation of poverty, darkness and confusion clearly shows that it knows just how unpopular these scandalous amendments—which extend the inept leadership of the Scarfmore regime characterised by currency failures, company closures, job losses, a failed public health system, and systematic corruption—really are! 

The levels of desperation to force through these disgraceful amendments are so acute that one Zanu PF bonehead has gone to court to stop the likes of Tendai Biti from speaking against the shameful attempt to subvert the will of citizens by this so-called "second repubric."  

The plan to force these self-serving amendments down the throats of the country’s citizens, while trying to give the impression that it has overwhelming approval, is proving to be an unmitigated disaster.  

Honestly, Scarfmore’s sense of timing is almost as bad as his fashion sense; someone please tell him that a scarf doesn't hide a lack of a plan! 

Munopengaaa!!!  

The vain attempt to give the impression that there is an overwhelming desire for the continued bankrupt leadership of the Scarfed One is failing dismally to pass muster as even retired army generals have bashed the brazen attempt to rewrite the constitution for selfish ends.  

They warned that the proposed change is against the letter and spirit of the liberation struggle.  

The so-called independent politician and political prostitute Themba has attacked the generals for expressing such a view despite the availability of a 90-day window for Zimbabweans to freely give their opinions on the planned butchery of the constitution.  

The generals, in response to Themba’s rant, said as much, adding ominously that “when you shake the baobab, be certain you can withstand what falls from it.” I enjoyed how the retired army generals rejected Themba’s piffle that they should have "nicodemously" approached Scarfmore with their concerns, pointing out that nowhere does the process involve “clandestinely approaching” the octogenarian.  

The generals did not mince their words, calling Themba’s preposterous suggestion “constitutionally illiterate.”  

It seems that in his greed or desperation to please, the former Norton legislator has bitten off more than he can chew.  

He is probably better off concentrating on his large brood, some of whom he revealed are not even sired by him, than continuing to embarrass himself with such downright daft mutterings! 

Munopengaaa!!!  

The regime held the useless event of the performance contract signing awards ceremony in which they gave themselves a pat on the back despite shoddy levels of service.  

Among the top performing cabinet ministers are Agriculture minister Masuka, despite the failure by his ministry to timeously pay for grain deliveries that has had a devastating impact on the livelihood of farmers.  

Revelations by grain millers of inadequate grain that has forced some of them to drastically downsise their operations makes a mockery of making Masuka one of the top performers. 

Even more laughable is selecting Justice minister Z Z as a top performer.  

One gets the sneaky suspicion that he only got the award for leading the push for the amendments that will ensure that his scarfed boss clings tenaciously to power way beyond the current constitutional limit of 2028!  

Given the way that Local Government minister Garwe has been shouting himself hoarse for Scarfmore to continue beyond 2028, he surely should have got at least a mention among the top performers for his incredible levels of bootlicking! Kkkk!  

I had a good chortle when the Scarfed One attacked local councils for lagging behind in performance. Indeed, this was the biblical equivalent of seeing the speck in one’s eye while ignoring the log in his own eye! It is ironic that the Scarfed One points to the failure of delivery by local councils when his regime has presided over turning public hospitals into death traps and turning the country into a nation of vendors! 

Munopengaaa!!! 

The nutty professor has revealed that treasury will pay all current and new local suppliers exclusively in the domestic currency, the funny money known as ZiG, under a framework designed to encourage the use of a currency that cannot purchase fuel or passports!  

This is the height of double standards—they insist on paying in a currency that the regime does not accept for its own goods and services!  

Contractors who are still to be paid and are teetering on bankruptcy will receive this news with no small dosage of skepticism.  

Hypocrisy seems to be a major characteristic of Pfee economics!!! If this ZiG is so great, why doesn't Scarfmore use it to buy his favorite scarves in bulk? 

Stop it! 

Munopengaaaaaaaaaa 

Stop It! 

Dr Amai Stop it! PhD (Fake)