My Dear People.
THE dispensation of darkness, confusion and poverty continues to demonstrate why I traversed the length and breadth of the country trying to stop the clueless Ngwena from taking over the reins from Gushungo.
As the Zimbabwe dollar plummets to unprecedented lows, the octogenarian leader has, as usual started blaming phantom saboteurs for the collapse of the useless currency.
In his address at a politburo meeting recently he said: “As we convene today and focus on the elections, the usual machinations and heinous acts of our country’s detractors to reverse our development agenda are glaring.
“This is evidenced by their antics and asymmetrical tactics, which include the attack on our currency and the wanton increases in the price of basic commodities, they will never succeed and perpetrators will be brought to book.”
It is incredible that he points fingers at saboteurs and not his regime’s daft decision to bring back the local unit in 2019 without the attendant benchmarks critical for its stability and then adding fuel to the fire by then trying to manipulate the exchange rate with comically disastrous results.
That the local dollar remains in free fall despite many interventions which include banning moneychangers, suspending trading on the Zimbabwe Stock Exchange, increasing interest rates to a global high of 200% and even the preposterous banning of lending by banks, is testament to a regime that is not fit for purpose and is useless beyond barrelling into power through guns and tanks.
Unfortunately no amount of gunpowder can fix the economy kkkkk.
The Lacoste leader's loudspeaker Joji has castigated Zanu PF party members who dare complain about going up to 18 hours daily without electricity and being impoverished as a result of gross economic mismanagement by the Second Repubric.
According to the bespectacled fellow those in Zanu Pf should smile in the dark and through entrenched poverty to show their support for the party. Unopengaa!!!!
It is seriously warped thinking by Joji to expect party members not to hold their leadership to account when it fails dismally to deliver.
They did not vote for the Lacoste leadership to bring about a currency that loses value on a daily basis nor did they vote to earn a salary that is severely eroded as the price of basic commodities skyrockets.
They did not put an X against Ngwena’s name to be told that the Lacoste leader has greatly transformed the country when he has in actual fact converted them from exuberant swimmers in the sea of optimism to huddled figures in the backwater of despair.
Joji even has the temerity to tell Zanu PF supporters to keep an eye on winning elections on August 23 and ‘not get distracted by silly discourse on economy’.
In other words Joji is telling these supporters to forget about their poverty and empty stomachs and just focus on ensuring that the failed Lacoste leadership get another five-year mandate to sink them deeper into the doldrums while he and those close to him continue to add to their obscene levels of wealth.
Hehehede what a load of codswallop.
Oh, how these supporters must now rue the day when the telescopic-sighted Gushungo was removed to make way for this desperately incompetent and arrogant lot.
The house (or is it ramshackle?) that Dougie has continues to fall apart at breakneck speed after one of his lieutenants Morgan Komichi formed a splinter grouping of the party.
Probably frustrated and tired of continued defeats, particularly during by-elections held last year where it failed to garner a single seat, Komichi has decided to take the bull by the horns (or what remains of them) to avoid another embarrassing showing at the polls in August.
Sadly this move is too little too late for this party, which owes its survival to hanging on the coattails of Ngwena with no substance whatsoever of its own.
However, I will give them free doctoral advice, which is to fold up before certain evisceration at the polls.
Dougie and company can, however, take comfort that they are not the only deluded lot contesting in August thanks to one Busha.
At a press conference in Harare, Busha said he and Ngwena will take the elections to a runoff.
This is coming from an aspiring .candidate who has no structures on the ground and spends most of his time in South Africa.
No wonder why they describe election time as a silly season.
There is enough silliness going around to last a lifetime and sadly we will see more and more of these hallucinations as we approach August 23.
Still on the madness wrought by election season, Zanu PF cheerleader, Jabulani Sibanda , who is not the brightest bulb on the chandelier, ridiculously declared at one rally that the contest between the ruling party and opposition parties was a contest between God and the devil.
Such blasphemous foolishness is the reason Gushungo fired this imbecile from the party.
Please Tyson come back and restore sanity.
Munopengaaaaaaaaa!
Tyson chete chete
Dr Amai Stop it! PhD (Fake)