Who can forget one of Aesop's most famous fables. Once, a fox tried to eat some juicy looking grapes, which were high up on a vine.

Our President was in Kenya this week to witness a peaceful transfer of power, a field in which he is a leading international expert.

On Monday, the man from Oxford, Mthuli Ncube, expressed outrage that someone had tried to sell the government a two-kilogramme chicken at US$30.

The country will soon be overrun by American investors, he told the nation.

Tafadzwa Mugwadi, the party’s designated loudspeaker, shocked an audience when he declared:

At this rate, before long, the Commonwealth will be the one begging Zimbabwe to rejoin the club. Who would not want such decisive leadership among its members?

“The power cuts are causing distress, inconvenience and cost to the citizenry and business. This is regrettable. The challenge is affecting part of our region.

Some people even went mad, suggesting that our leaders need to face the full brunt of the power situation in order to get a sense of the urgency.

One of the greatest achievements is that he has managed to have a quarrelsome member of the opposition locked up for making too much noise.

Evey faithful party cadre knows which campaign materials are mandatory during campaigns; regalia, bribes, lies, and machetes.

The High Court ruled that Section 314 of the Urban Councils Act, which gave Moyo the cojones to tell councillors what to do, was null and void.

It was the turn of Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, owner of Equatorial Guinea, to host President Emmerson Mnangagwa. Arriving at the airport in Malabo

“Most of us here have had our children going through his hands (under the Presidential Scholarship Scheme,” said Obert.